Spanish Word of the Day

chocolate
English-chocolate

Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy

When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.

Nova and New Baby Popping Out

Cattails

Nova Conquers the Steps

Nova Growing Up

Nova is 9 Months Old!

Nova and Daddy Morning Recess

Christmas Boat Ride

NYC Silver Jackson

NYC While Kathrine Gives Birth

Richland